peggycarterslipstick:

Raina: *bats eyelashes* *flirt* *insults you* *flirt* *stabs you with a steak knife* *flirt*

greatjaggi:

yanahma:

greatjaggi:

What the fuck is the “super” in superwholock supposed to represent

Sigh. Look at this plebian. Lets get this cleared up once and for all:

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"Super" = Superbad

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"Who" = The Hoobs

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"Lock" = John Locke from Lost

Now can we please never have a misunderstanding about this again

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Well im glad that’s cleared up

chapter-sword:

when i go swimming and someone starts a splash battle with me

kittenpatches:

If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news



dancertracks:

Ouch I have lost myself again
Lost myself and I am nowhere to be found,
Yeah I think that I might break

breathe me / sia

mamalovebone:

mahnattan:

Kurt Cobain didn’t die to become a cute tank top at Urban Outfitters

he also didn’t die to become the figurehead for a group of self-righteous immature pseudo-misanthropic teens who act like nirvana is some super-exclusive band for only a select few people and who like to put words in his mouth to a) dehumanize him and b) stroke their own egos…..that aint none of my business though

kxsxy:

Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass

Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts

Mass Effect: Cerberus is awful
Mass Effect 2: Okay Cerberus is bad but maybe they're not that bad
Mass Effect 3: Nope Cerberus is the worst

genderpunkrock:

oh, you’re playing skyrim? i love that game, the way they just [clenches fist] rim all those frickin skies

unclefather:

llamasouls:

im failing biology

This feels like the beginning of a porno



Everybody look around
I don’t know how to fill the space
The invitation’s on the page

Open up my ribcage